can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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