I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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