Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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