Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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