well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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