she sounds like chewbacca in bed
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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