someone get that fucking seahorse.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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