You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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