Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize