Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Randomize
