Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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