she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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