____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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