lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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