The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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