He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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