It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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