Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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