I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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