Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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