i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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