So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I think i got beer on your cat.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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