Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
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