i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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