Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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