can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
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