I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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