A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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