I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
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