So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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