Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
