Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
