So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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