I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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