Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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