im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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