i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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