Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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