I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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