i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Alive.
So much puke
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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