yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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