I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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