3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
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