What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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