I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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