oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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