I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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