u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
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