Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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