Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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