school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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