Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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