Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Actions speak louder than pants.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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