Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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